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Your Last Night On Earth CheckList

Alas, all good things must come to an end.

Humanity’s Judgment Day is scheduled to arrive on Saturday, May 21st at 6pm, making this evening your last upon this earth.

What to do and what to wear on your last night on earth? No worries, I’ve collected a list of items that will make your last night on earth the best night of your life.  Trust me, you won’t go wrong with this list!

1. Grab a bottle of Champagne, specifically a 1928 Krug. Quite costly for bubbly but you won’t have to worry about your finances for much longer.

2. 3. Have Coldplay – Fix You or Speed of Sound playing in the background.

or

3. An extra large selection of Ghiardelli chocolate. Yes, it must be Ghiardelli. As an added bonus you will never have to worry about the added calories.

4. Clothing from the impeccable designer Valentino would look good on just about everyone.  Why don’t you stimulate the economy one last time and purchase the entire fall/winter 2011 collection.

5. Add these movies to your NetFlix queue  or pop them in the DVD player: Contantine, What Dreams May Come, Made in Heaven, Heart and Souls , or a more darker film try – Legion

6. Snuggle up to Mr or Mrs Right and let the fireworks begin!

PS: I make no guarantee that Judgment Day will actually happen but following this checklist will guarantee you a night you will never forget.

PSS: In the awful event that you are left behind, I suggest you start practicing the art of killing zombies.

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2 responses to “Your Last Night On Earth CheckList

  1. Bob
    says:

    Is the time (6:00 PM) more like a rolling blackout? Will my daughter in Okinawa go 13 hours before me or will I go an hour earlier than my friends in Texas and Oklahoma?

  2. Trevor Hilton
    says:

    1 Thessalonians 5
    1But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.

    2For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

    3For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.

    Matthew 24:35-37
    35Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

    36But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

    37But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

    I do believe Judgement Day will be soon. Go ahead and call me “crazy” if you want to, you’re probably right.

    But, looking at your checklist. Lemme see, I’m a tea-totaler, so I wouldn’t drink the Champagne. But, I’m DEFINATELY a chocoholate. My wife might complain that I didn’t save of it for her. I’m a faded-jeans-n-tee-shirt type. But, I like movies, so I might check out a few of those you listed.
    Then my wife, Lim, and our children, Hunter and Heather, would look for you in Heaven.

    Hope to see ya there!

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